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I thought maybe it will be cool if we started a joke thread. Lets just keep it respectful and decent.

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Anti-Drugs Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit.

"Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little nutcase has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

(02-19-2009 03:49 PM)Klaus Wrote: [ -> ]I thought maybe it will be cool if we started a joke thread. Lets just keep it respectful and decent.

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Anti-Drugs Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit.

"Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little nutcase has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

LOL.
Yes please keep them clean guys! I'm gonne keep this forum clean for everyone out there.. Thanks

Three dead bodies turns up at the mortuary , all with very big smiles on their faces.Along with them comes a police inspector to find out how they died.
First body: Frenchmen,60.Died of hart failure while making love to his mistress.Hence the enormous smile,inspector,says the coroner.
Second body:Scotsman,25 . Won a thousand pounds on the lottery.Spent it all on Whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile.
The inspector asks What about the third body?
Ah, says the coroner, this is the most unusual one.
Sipho a street sweeper from Soweto, 30. Struck be ligthning.
Why is he smiling then? Inquiers the inspector.
Thouhgt he was having his picture taken.

Die blond en haar man lê in die bed en die bure se hond begin woes blaf en maak hulle die moer in. Naderhand staan die blond op uit die bed en gaan buitekant toe. Skielik hou die hond op met blaf. Sy kom terug en skaars terug in die bed begin die hond begin weer te blaf, maar sy lê rustig.
Haar man vra haar: "Wat het jy nou gaan doen?"
Die blond antwoord: "Ek het daai hond aan ons kant van die draad gesit, nou sal ons sien hoe voel die buurman as die hond heel aand vir hom blaf!

Some good news to brighten your day!

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho's car over and told him that
because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an
Arrive Alive safety competition.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck.
'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license,' Sipho answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.
'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'

This woke up Rodger in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, 'I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.'

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakes' voice said,
'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop fainted.


Got it from Erwin I think.........

jip. LOL

haha kry n joke oor n banshee. oe en twinsc.... is die joke op die site. lol no hard feelings lets drink a beer

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sory gareth lol

two doffies walking along the railway lines
one sez to the other: 'sheesh, these steps are killing me!"
the other replies: "its not so much the steps, its these damn low handrails!"

Hahahahahahaha. Thats good!

Hahahahahahahahaha. Nice!!